Aspirations and Realities: A Humorous Take on Titles and Careers

In a light-hearted reflection, columnist Dick Yarbrough recently expressed disappointment over his unlikelihood of being appointed the Duke of York. A reader pointed out an alleged “serious factual error” in Yarbrough’s previous writings, claiming the title is hereditary and he has ancestral ties dating back to the 1300s. While Yarbrough’s dreams of being addressed as “Your Grace” may be dashed, he humorously notes that he won’t need to change his name to “Grace.”

From Nobility to Coaching Aspirations

Shifting gears, Yarbrough is now considering a career as a college football coach. He proposes a strategy of underperformance that could lead to a lucrative payout, referencing recent trends where ten schools have collectively paid out $169 million to dismissed head coaches. “Who says losers can’t be winners?” he quips, highlighting a growing phenomenon in collegiate sports.

On a more serious note, Yarbrough examined the religious landscape in Georgia. According to data from the Pew Research Center, Georgia ranks 10th in the United States for religious commitment, with 49% of residents stating that religion plays a significant role in their lives. Notably, 63% of Georgians believe in hell, while only 3% identify as atheists. This statistic leads Yarbrough to humorously speculate on divine judgment, especially concerning the state of Vermont, which ranks as the least religious state in the survey.

Honoring Excellence in Nursing

Yarbrough also took a moment to congratulate Andrea Ihrig and Brooke “Moth” Copeland, recipients of the Jane J. Yarbrough Scholarships at Kennesaw State University. These scholarships honor Yarbrough’s late mother, who earned her nursing degree at KSU and became a registered nurse later in life. Yarbrough hopes that the scholarship will inspire these young women to persevere in their studies and careers.

In a correspondence with Tim Echols, a member of the Georgia Public Service Commission, Yarbrough clarified facts about recent rate increases for Georgia Power customers. While Yarbrough initially reported six increases since 2022, Echols pointed out that only three have occurred, as one was phased in over three years. Regardless, the financial impact remains significant, costing customers approximately $43 more per month.

Politics also made its way into Yarbrough’s reflections as he commented on a recent post by the President of the United States, featuring an AI-generated video that drew mixed reactions. He contrasted this modern political spectacle with the legacies of historical figures like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, who prioritized unity over division.

Finally, Yarbrough noted the ongoing political discourse involving Senator Ted Cruz and Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene. Greene’s recent remarks about her stance in the Republican Party stirred considerable discussion, with her declaring a departure from traditional norms. Yarbrough’s commentary indicates a vibrant and evolving political landscape.

Readers can reach Dick Yarbrough at [email protected] or via mail at P.O. Box 725373, Atlanta, Georgia 31139.